Alarm Clocking


waking up sentient beings. getting folks to stay woke. making noise, speaking up, & being free! resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and bs.
lupe: yo, a bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. i can’t go back to sleep.

yoshi: that’s real talk, sister. that bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. stay woke!

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