alarm cocking
(v). the act of waking a man up via felatio.
man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
woman: (gags)
man: aw h-ll yeah! my girlfriend’s the best. i didn’t know she was into alarm c-cking!
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