Alaska


the 49th state in the united states. a great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. truly a beautiful place.
–if it were the 47th state, we could call it ak-47, i mean c’mon! how cool is that!–
“h-llo, friend! from what far off region do you hail?”

“lol alaska, asl?”
is the best place in the united states to come from
kosi comes from alaska
the best state ever…plain and simple

907 for life…..braap braaaaaaaaaaap
person 1 “where are you from?”
person 2 “alaska”
person 1 “no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a f-cking bad-ss”
person 2 “yes, that is correct”
1. 49th state.
2. home of the matinuska thunderf-ck wacky tobaccy.
that alaskan weed is wicked bad.
best thing in alaska is pfd.. free money just for liven here hooah! free money is the best!
come to alaska, live here for a year, get a check from my uncle sam for lots of money and its tax free!
a big, cold, barren state of the united states and the 49th state admitted to the union, lying on the far nw corner of north america. it has a whole plethora of mountains, river valleys and forests. with some 600,000 or so residents, it has the lowest population density of any state. some 65% of the state is government-owned land. juneau is the capital and anchorage is the largest city.

the ididarod dogsled race is in alaska and is a major event.

no, alaska is not a state where the only inhabitants are eskimos. the eskimos live mostly in villages in the far north and hunt and fish for food. most of alaska is white and primarily vote republican.

most residents in alaska work in mining/extracting, government and tourism. alaska was originally called seward’s folly until oil and gold were found in the late 19th century. alaska has gobbles amounts of oil reserves and has the alaskan pipeline going from fairbanks to valdez. the state’s huge oil reserves and natural resources actually make it one of america’s richest state’s per-capita.
alaska is a big but beautiful and rich state.
home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 crazyfists.
you know you’re an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

muklah: hey, lets get the f-ck out of here.
bashbeck: i know, we can start a band!

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