alaskan ass bomb



when you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones r*ct*m (the deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their *ss until the gl*ss breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption
“man gaby’s alaskan *ss bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother f*cker!”

“how was the puke?”

“it was top notch, i got some in the fridge if you want?”

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