alaskan ball-popper


(this requires being male or trans to be done to you) the act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his t-st-cl-s mid intercourse with the stranger he’s doing it with.
“that crazy motherf-cker is an alaskan ball-popper!”

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