Alaskan bike ride
the act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another’s rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person’s r-ct-m
“how’d it go last night with kevin?”
“it got so hot and heavy he even gave me an alaskan bike ride!”
“awww that’s so sweet!”
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