Alaskan Blowjob
when placing goldbond medicated footpowder on one’s p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. this could also be followed by a hot shower.
we all decided to give ourselves alaskan bl-wj-bs last night to celebrate our win.
to put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold bl-wj-b.
after hot steamy s-x i decided to cool things down with an alaskan bl-wj-b
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