Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
when you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. after you pull down the cripple’s pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their b-tt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
the other night, i walked up to stephen hawking in the middle of centeral park. i threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. after the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer “my conclusion is that i have the only existing black hole on planet earth.” – alaskan brown wheelchair
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