Alaskan Chub Choker
when you hit a girl in the face with your d-ck, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your c-m. when she breathes in, you c-m in her throat. the c-m will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your c-ck will appreciate it!)
me: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
timmy: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
me: “awesome!”
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