Alaskan earthquake
when a woman in alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple -rg-sms prompted by her rotating g-spot rabbit vibrator. always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. it feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for alaskan earthquakes. she says the earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
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