alaskan fire breathing dragon
when the guy sh-ts and j-zzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she’s pretty beat up.
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