alaskan flamingo
a s-xual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person’s urethra while their p-n-s is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they m-st-rb-t- on top of it looking down at the other person.
care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn’t puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
“you hear that jerry and ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?”
“no sh-t, no wonder she hasn’t been walking right.”
“yeah jerry seems kinda b-mmed about it, bet he’ll get it too once she’s feeling better.”
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