alaskan foot race
when in the brief moments of post–j-c-l-t–n, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling “go” until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.
man: go go go go go go go go go go go go (one punch per word)
woman: omfg stop please omg you’re a monster
man: its the alaskan foot race b-tch run
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