Alaskan Hidden TriForce
you hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife’s arrival. when they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a strawberry shortcake. after that, perform an angry dragon, t-bag her one time, then yell “mortal kombat!”
me: “bro, it was so dark.”
friend: “what?”
me: “it was dark when i gave your girl and alaskan hidden triforce!”
friend: “oh, haha, you wanna die?”
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