Alaskan Horseshoe
this is where you take a sh-t in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. then you must find that special someone to use it on. when she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. then you must proceed to enter her -n-l cavity with one end and her v-g-n- with the other. while in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
warning: this process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. enjoy!
“i found the girl of my dreams! i think tonight might be the night to pull out my alaskan horseshoe and get down and dirty.”
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