Alaskan Ice Cream Float


when you proceed to -j-c-l-t- and take a dump in a gl-ss, then shake up a soda. when having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her p-ssy and quickly throw in the -j-c-l-t-/feces combination.
john: what ever happened to your girlfriend sally?
mike: i gave her an alaskan ice cream float, and she never called again.

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