Alaskan Maple Hose


when a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. before climax, the man wraps his p-n-s in bacon and shoves it in his partner’s mouth while making a loud moose sound. after finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner’s face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
bro i totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

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