Alaskan sleeping bag
when a girl slowly fingers her man’s tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. with no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
girl: “honey?”
guy: “yes beautiful?”
girl: “it’s getting cold outside”
guy: -oh sh-t-
girl: “i’m ready for my alaskan sleeping bag”
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