Alaskan Snow Shoe
when you step in your own -j-c-l-t–n, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the -j-c-l-t- off the bottom of your foot.
jeff: i’m going to the university of alaska
chris: what is there to do in alaska?
jeff: well, you can snow shoe
chris: i gave your sister an alaskan snow shoe!
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this is when a man or woman takes a dump in someones shoes then when they put them on the shoes are very warm and sometimes gooey. this is very uncomfortable well worth the warmth.
“man its pretty cold outside, think i should give cindy some alaskan snow shoes for christmas?”
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