Alaskan snowplow


when you take a girl, and f-ck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you’re plowing the sh-t out of her; thus, the alaskan snowplow. works best on carpet and/or snow.
dude my b-tch made me eat her carpet last night, so i made her eat my carpet with the alaskan snowplow.
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the two part act of (i) freezing a sh-t log in preparation for a night of -n-l s-x, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the -ss from behind, you pull your d-ck out and plow your icy log right up the girl’s sh-t pipe. extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl sh-tting out your sh-t. i don’t mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard hoover maneuver.
dude, why is one of your sh-t logs in the freezer? oh, my b-tch of a girlfriend is going to let me f-ck her in the -ss tonight, so i am going to stuff a frozen sh-t log up her -ss and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the alaskan snowplow.

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