Alaskan Stonehedge Cake
when you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the b-tch didnt give me a bl-w j-b, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that sl-t!
man2: youre hardcore man!
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