alaskan stranger
variation on the cl-ssic s-xual act deemed “the stranger”. the alaskan stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. when all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient eskimo tradition.
“dude, i was so bored on friday night. i sat in my room and gave myself the old alaskan stranger.”
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