alaskan toilet paper
alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty -ss sh-t and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen sh-t patty to wipe your -ss after you take a sh-t
“f-ck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
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