Alaskan whaler


alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your s-m-n warm. when you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your d-ck head getting a fair amount of s-m-n on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez
price gave himself an alaskan whaler when he was bored

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