alba fap
a term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to jessica alba. it is a fap like no other. because of the m-ss amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week — considering they are in their prime. if you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
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