Albaquerque Fire Hydrant


the act of performing inserting one’s p-n-s into a woman’s -n-l cavity while she is bent over a toilet. as she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
i know some pretty sick people, but when i heard doug gave her the albaquerque fire hydrant, i knew he was going to h-ll for sure.

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