Alber
when you get so drunk, you don’t remember your own name, so people call you alber.
s: hey katie, it’s time to go home.
k: who the f-ck is katie?! i’m alber!
s: okay alber…we have to go home.
a: just pick me up later.
s: …awww f-ck.
a term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. can be used instead of f-ck, sh-t, or other expletives. is a good subst-tution for swearing, especially around children.
the patriots lost the super bowl? dammit albers!
i’m getting laid off? albers!
a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking s-x ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently gurp! if u see this deadly creature be warned it is veeerrry dangerous!
that alber asked me what a cl-t was! i barely survived!
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