Albert Docking
it’s the scouse version of sp-ce docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
scouser 1 – do you wanna buy any tires laa?
scouser 2 – no laa i’m goin albert docking this weekend.
scouser 1 – go ‘ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my sister.
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