Albert
a guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an albert. an albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, s-xy human beings on earth. most alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. in addition, alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). there should be more alberts in the world. to know an albert is to love an albert, so those with something bad to say, haven’t met a true one yet.
“man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out s-xiness?…he’s gotta be an albert!”.
a calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
does’nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
h-llo im albert will you hold my d-ck for me so i can pee.
a hot s-xy dude a little overwight
that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks s-xy
the most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. everything i need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. no one can ever come close to him.
11:11; “i wish for albert <3"
a large p-n-s on an ugly man. john holmes and ron jeremy are perfect examples of men with alberts.
i was surprised when his ugly -ss pulled out an albert. at least he had that going for him.
n. slang. an unexpectantly large p-n-s on an otherwise unattractive man. term most likely originated from the handsome prince albert, husband of queen victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. not to be confused with the male genital piercing prince albert, though the origin is probably related.
"i was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an albert."
albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
a large g-ssy fart escaped from the albert
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas b-m
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