alberta emergency alert system
“alberta emergency alert system”
a horrible alert system that you can’t understand and doesn’t appear until it’s to late
tv. “beep! this is an alberta emergency alert. a… (unrecognizable automated speech)”
me: “i hope that was nothing important because i couldnt hear a d-mn word! stupid alberta emergency alert system!”
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