albertini has a shiny, fragile, big forehead. he’s ignorant as well.
when i saw albertini’s for-head i went blind.
- chillicothe cinnabon
when a girl tosses a guy’s salad after he defecates without wiping. the guy then m-st-rb-t-s on her face with excrement all over it. the girl’s face will look like a cinnamon roll swirl of feces with s-m-n icing. brent gave danna a chillicothe cinnabon at the catalina.
- pulled a jt
when someone just blew any chance you had with a girl. a total c-ck block situation. guy: so it’s getting late do you want to come back to my place and watch some netflix? girl: yeah sounds good. guys friend: dude i’m totally coming with! guy: dude you totally just pulled a jt. c-ck blocker […]
when you have to take a giant sh-t and it rips your -sshole. a burning sensation on the -n-s is usually present for a couple days joe: i took a huge berndog last night and my -sshole is still sore frank: dude, that sucks. lord have mercy on your -n-s. when you have to take […]
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