Albino Penguin
a white guy, who is crippled, which makes him walk like a penguin, who thinks he is a superhero.
albino refers to the fact that as opposed to a regular black and white penguin, the white guy is white and so if he were a penguin, he would be albino.
he believes his super powers to be diving incredibly deep and sliding across surfaces to knock out opponents.
the albino penguin is a raging alcoholic.
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