Albino Wookie


a variant of the dirty wookie.
when a man (or men) shaves a person bare, -j-c-l-t-s all down somebody’s nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
“daddy, what’s an albino wookie?”

“well i’ll tell you son, and then you’ll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk…”

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