Albiotard


a type of mountain bike rider that frequents albion “hills” trail system near toronto, canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..
the rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, i guess the albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

ah man, some albiotard took out the ramp and rocks i built up on the trail last night

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