an uncommon last name. very charming, beautiful and intelligent people. they’re hard to come by, if you find one keep them! they don’t know how romantic and heartwarming they are. you’ll fall in love with them right away.
do you know jane?
-omg i love her!!!
a rumor that is true. did you hear that trumor about how nicolette uses her vibrator in her 3 year old’s bed? yeah. it’s true, it’s a trumor. trumor rumor i rumor which was spread, but actually turned out to be true. rumor + true= trumor i thought it was just typical gossip when i […]
an asian person who has very chaped lips john:yo dude look at that chapanese guy over there bill:dang thats a bad one a person of chinese and j*panese heritage. his mother is j*panese and his father’s chinese, so that makes him chapanese. a chinese person who thinks they are j*panese. that guys so chapanese he’s […]
- touch the owl's head
thumbing a semi into a hairy bush. brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl’s head with the 70’s disco dancer.
exclusively used in mario kart double dash. the act of staying in the back of the race and collecting all of the good items. arthur: wow, look at eric item-f*gging in the back. bill: yea, what a b*tch.