Albolene
among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. a colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it’s a bit greasy, but so worth it. lasts for a while without a recharge. comes in a handy tub, perfect for p-ssing around at the circle jerk. find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
all the guys were sure to thank rob for bringing more albolene to the sesh.
oil-based s-x-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)
“we’ve been f-cking for hours; it’s time
to reapply more albolene to genitals.”
Read Also:
- Albus Dumbledore'd
so drunk, that you have ventured into the world of magic. you become a wizard. commonly firing off harry potter references and screaming “you’re a wizard harry”. “that bloke running into the wall of the train station is so albus dumbledore’d at the moment”
- alcoholic exorcism
when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling “god” or “jesus save me!” andrew: i just found ian jeff: where was he? andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.
- Allah Kid
someone who praises allah even though he/she is not muslim. usually occurs if the person is fat and/or mentally challenged. this person just yells allah randomly, and if you say allah to him he will just yell allah right back at you oh lawdz that allah kid is so d-mn gay
- Cabrini College
a small catholic university on the west side of radnor township. the school is dominated by a group of trolls. the lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. the college is highlighted by its athletic building “the dixon center”. the dixon center has an olympic sized […]
- Cowping
the act of delivering a foam cow onto the head of an unsuspecting and usually innocent bystander. considered therapeutic by some to release tension or stress. it can be therapy for both pinger and pingee who then reverse roles. it was a slow day and therefore a perfect opportunity to cowping an unsuspecting cubicle dweller.