albonics


contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the ‘burbs trying to sound like an og from the hood. usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
manager: jenkins, come see me in my office.
jenkins: fo’ shizzle rizzle, g-dawg.
manager: knock that albonics bullsh-t off, cracka’.
a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. also see wanabebonics.
quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!

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