alca-tard
1. an otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete -ss of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.
2. someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
james: “was that weird or what last night when steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood bbq?”
james’ wife: “yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert.”
alcoholic alcoholism
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