alchaeologist
(noun) one who studies ancient c-cktail recipes and searches for lost libations. a combination of alcohol & archaeologist.
an alcoholic will order a mai tai and keep drinking them for two hours. an alchaeologist will order a mai tai and argue for two hours whether trader vic or don the beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.
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