alcoheels
the safer, more stable 2-inch-or-less-high wider-heeled shoes ladies wear when they go out to toss back. alcoheels reduce the likelihood of catching in sidewalk cracks while stumbling back to the car/bus/taxi and minimize ankle sprains when dancing one’s drunk -ss off.
amanda’s just going to ladies’ night with her girls – no need to impress, so she’s breaking out the alcoheels!
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