Alcoholac


pr-nounced (al-ke-hall-ack)

a fictional insurance company run by an alcoholic. a spin off of aflac. the drunk sounds like a duck when he speaks. only says “whats that?” “baaah” and “alcoholac”
“if your hurt and miss work who do you call?”

“whats that?”

“if your hurt and miss work who do you call?”

“alcoholac!”

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