Alcoholic Logic


a way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely stupid things. often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of s-xual partners.
bob: whoa chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

chris: h-ll yea dude! she’s not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye’s relly hard she looks almost like halle berry.

bob: you and your f-cking alcoholic logic!

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