Alcoholistic
the ant-thesis of teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.
can be used as an adjective (to be alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an alcoholistic).
“you’re an alcoholic?”
“no, i just enjoy drinking. i’m an alcoholistic.”
“i don’t drink or put toxins in my body. i also listen to sh-tty music.”
“oh yeah? i’m alcoholistic. it makes it way easier to deal with you.”
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adj. describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.
adj. acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.
“dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get f-cked up and f-cked.”
“that kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!”
“this state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!”
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