AlcoLOLic


an individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

as their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is p-ssed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
john: wow, cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

sean: she’s an alcololic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

john: she love’s da vino!!!

coined the term lady tryhard sad-sssydneysider hyperado
someone who can’t get enough lol jokes when drunk, or, someone who can’t get enough loljokes about drunks.
“oh man, we should take a pic of that p-ssed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets.”

“you are an alcololic.”

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