Alder Flats
place. gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in rimbey.
home of the fighting badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted “hamlet of the decade” by a local pamphlet company, alder flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
i had a dream last night. alder flats was a rainbow and rocky mountain house was a scorpion chasing its tail. aerosmith music was playing. there were rocks in the road. a lot of rocks.
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