aldeus
a very uncommon name.
immature, and very childish looking.
has very long lucious locks, and whiter-than-snow-teeth.
lives in a hole under the sea, in his room full of barbie dolls.
has an odd habbit of eating pizza with a spoon.
easily lost and confused.
portable at a very cheap cost, $5.99, shipping and handling included.
“what is that creature?”
“that? that is an aldeus.”
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