Alelitist
an alelitist is a person that only drinks craft beer and gets persnickety with others for drinking anything they feel is less than awesome. an alelitist would rather tell you about a beer, as opposed to share one with you.
“hey where have you been, you left four hours ago?”
“your brother’s house…i asked if i could grab a beer for the road. he said sure…and then proceeded to tell me the malt characteristics of every french beer made from 1842-1934…what a f-cking alelitist that guy is.”
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