alement


self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).
a)- c)’s not in today then?
b)- nah, he’s got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
a)- how’s that a mystery?
b)- he has no idea how it happened.
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alcohol in its most basic elemental form. atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.
john discovered the alement for moonshine last night.

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