Alessandra
alessandra:
the most beautiful thing that g-d put on this earth!
beautiful
breath taking
gorgeous
that sun set is alessandra!
1. an amazing, hot girl who loves to make people laugh
2. someone who likes to tflad
3. s-x on legs (sol)
4. nickname is aless
1. joe: i made out with an alessandra and was blown away. she was amazing.
2. billy: what’s your gf like?
joe: she’s an alessandra.
billy: lucky guy!
the most beautiful, incredible girl that will ever live. she’s known to be the smartest girl anyone knows. she is sweet, generous, and the most cute little can of kick–ss there will ever be.
mr. moo moo: alessandra is amazing as f-cking f-ck
john trollinski: true story.
the coolest type of fish ever. only ever found in the waters of moracco. is very active and loves to fine mates is deeply in love with the water reeds. is very colorful ad very beautiful
“omg, did u see that alessandra swimming in the water”
“yeah i did it was so cool”
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