Aletta


a freakishly flexible wannabe redhead who is smarter and prettier than most mammals. she is often seen picking her split ends and she frequently resides in an igloo. a symptom of being aletta is having frequent blonde moments. her personality tends to be overwhelming; consume in small doses… she’s uber hot though so it will be difficult
guy 1: yo i f-cked the craziest b-tch in an igloo last night

guy 2: was her name aletta?

caution the aletta you are about to enter is really hot

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